Top signs you are a bit of a glutton

1. Your lifestyle drug of choice is Rennie antacid.
2. Your fridge is constantly packed to the gunnels with food.
3. You think there’s nothing wrong with a three-course breakfast.
4. It takes 2 coffees and a coke to get going in the morning.
5. It’s not only rude to leave food on a plate, it’s … it’s … immoral!
6. In most restaurants, you’re on a first-name basis with the waiters.
7. When you are on the beach, small children point and stare at your belly.

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